OMG FUNNY

Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in> peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute> intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an> official tone, ‘Code 3’ in housewares …. and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

6. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted> area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell> other shoppers you’ll invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to> cry and ask ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a> mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly> humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

 12. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna> look” using different size funnels.

 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse> through, say “PICK ME!”

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!”

( And; last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”

♥Misaki♥

1 Comment

  1. hannah said,

    OMG!!!that gets funnier and funnier each time i read it!!!! XD

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